Welcome to My Website!

It's not much, but it's cringe.

This is a place for I, an internet rando, to rant about things in order to spare the people in my life from hearing about them. While I did my best to keep this page off of your feed, if you found it anyway - hi!

Today

2025

02/20/25: I'd be the toughest alien at Hogwarts.

02/11/25: The god power keeps my pimp hand strong!

02/09/2025: Nothing's made me laugh all day long (nothing I can archive, anyway), but today is a good day and also, look at my waifu.

Warning: Sayaka

01/08/25: It keeps snowing and despite the page name, all I can hear is S/N/O/W/F/L/A/K/E.

01/01/25: Happy New Year!

2024

12/17/24: alone in the world was a little catdog

12/13/24: REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

12/13/24: lol.

12/9/24: Again, with the stupid music compilation commercials. this guy amused the hell out of me as a kid, I used to try to copy his sick moves.

11/20/24: Today I am haunted by this extremely loud spectre that used to wake me up at 3 AM as a kid.

11/20/24: I know it's old but every time I get to show someone that there are no coincidences it makes my day better.

11/14/24: This isn't funny, it's not funny, why am I laughing at this STILL?

Warning: Stupid

11/08/24: I don't have a lolz for you today, but I have been enjoying [this] epic Yakuza Karaoke track for the past few days.

10/23/24: Today I can't stop laughing at this guy's song; I heard it on some random video of this business making their fidget toys shaped like strawberry oreos and was so baffled and amused that I had to track it down.

10/22/24: Another day of being haunted by Too Many Cooks.

10/21/24: Today I can't stop laughing at that UTV guy's stalker watching Marley and Me and then imagining what it'd be like if he had to put UTV down.

10/07/24: Today I can't stop laughing about pretty much everything Rita Repulsa says in MMPR. "This kid's terrible!"; "Poor Billy got a 'B'!"

09/22/24: Today I can't stop laughing about this SpongeBob moment.

09/20/24: Today I can't stop laughing about Danny Gonzales' self-made 'ads' for his YouTube channel.

09/19/24: Today I can't stop laughing about the playground rumor that Marilyn Manson got two of his ribs removed so that he could suck his own dick.



Neko