10/22/24: Another day of being haunted by Too Many Cooks[gore].
10/21/24: UTV - an obnoxious and unpopular 4chan user - attracted a stalker so dedicated that he ended up making a 90+ page document enshrining UTV's various activities across the board as well as cataloging his daydreams about the user. In particular I was struck by the stalker recounting watching 'Marley & Me' and then imagining what it'd be like if he had to put UTV down.
10/07/24: Rita Repulsa
Cry!
09/22/24: Me when I see an uggo out in public.
09/21/24: This educational children's book:
I don't know if he should be doing that
09/20/24:
09/19/24: The playground rumor that Marilyn Manson got two of his ribs removed so that he could suck his own dick.